Thursday, 22 September 2011

O NEWS

TGIF! Welcome to the first “O News” for 2011


My Jessica Rabbit


TGIF! I have to keep reminding myself that what I do every day is well..... Work? Sure, we have our nuts days, days where NOTHING goes right. But I LOVE every second of it.

Ner Ner Na Ner Ner!

I got to meet Jessica Rabbit this week. DAMN! This woman has curves for days! I thought I was in love with Kim Kardashian...... I have a new Love

S.O {HEART} J.R TL4E

It turned out, our lovely lady coming in for her "Discover Sensual You" experience wanting the 1920's look, This dress got tried on and my mind instantly started racing! JESSICA RABBIT JESSICA RABBIT JESSICA RABBIT! Then whaddya know we had the PERFECT wig for it character.
S.O {HEART} J.R


 Not to mention...... Daymn she had the curves for the character. Did she pull it off or what!?! I can not what to see the magic Kira does with this shoot. ALOT of magic happened yesterday. I stole this lil piccie of her to make a funny lil DVD cover for a preview of the shoot.





In other "O News" this week........
I wee'd my panties when I found this! My latest accessory obsession? Meet the FIAT 500 by Gucci *SQUEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLL*
A limited edition vehicle, Thats right!! a Gucci car, that is beyond luxurious inside and out! Merging two legendary designers, this sweet set of wheels unites Gucci's inimitable aesthetic with the revolutionary FIAT brand. It incorporates the lables signiture style, like the classic red and green stripe along the exterior & a chrome Gucci logo on the door frames!!



WAIT! WHAT?
Kirstie Alley's back to 55kg? Ummmm, Yeah, darling we all know you will be kickin it at 100kg again in no time! I have such empathy for her, to a point. As a confessed Yo-yo'er myself for 15 years.... I get it. But hunny...... stop selling weight loss books when you can not keep it off for more than a year! NO ONE WILL BUY THEM!Stop this fame hungry crap. You were a good actress, Its great you have lost weight. You should be proud. But stop yo-yo'ing just to be in the papers!



Happy Weekend ^_^



Ex Oh

SammyO



Thursday, 15 September 2011

SammyO Stripped

When you decide to get nude photos done you do your homework! You want to be comfortable. You want to be given the freedom to go at your own pace. You don’t want to be treated like a number. I am NOT a model. My body is NOT something you would see in a magazine (unless it was a pre-op photo of a tummy tuck!)  I have lumps and bumps, scars & curves galore. For my 25th birthday, I celebrated QUITTING my 15 years of Yo-Yo dieting! I also did this to try and see, if what I am trying to sell ladies.... well...... (Don’t fire me Kira) is true.
I’m not going to lie; this was extremely hard for me to actually do! I have had a hate/hate relationship with my body for as long as I can remember. I won’t even swim in a full piece swim suit because I need a sarong or board shorts. So how on earth was I going to strip down RAW strip down naked and publicly put this photo out there? In fear of what my ex love would think? In fear of what my evil sister in law would say? In fear of my husband being embarrassed his heffa wife wants to be photographed nude! Not only that but publicly share the images?!?! Yesterday I turned 25. I quit trying to be anyone else but who I am a few years ago. But this cements it. I used to say “I don’t care what anyone thinks” but that was the biggest lie. I care to much! I always have. I would take everything to heart. I have been learning how to love myself. Working at Art Photography by Kira has boosted my confidence so much. I am Beautiful. Just as I am. Yes, I want to lose weight. But I am beautiful. Just as I am.
I am lucky enough to have a husband who met me skinny and has kept his rose coloured glasses on as I have yo-yoed up and down throughout the years. Ryan and I are completely different people, I am fire and he is a calm ocean. Myself--with all my wild ideas, fast talking ways, and flailing of arms to tell a story--was deeply in love with a man whose patience, calm, and strength made him an anchor in my life. I call Ryan my anchor because we met at time when life's winds were gusting around me so strong and I tried to hold on, but to what? To whom? And then he walked in the room. Ash covered fire brigade pants and a black bonds singlet, motorbike helmet and jacket in arms. Sold. In love. He was mine and I would do whatever I had to do to get him. I found him so sexy and am so repulsed by the sight of my own body I had to find my mojo. I had to find a lil love for myself!  Just a lil.
I have worked here for 2ish months now. I have learned allot about women and their body image of themselves. I stripped off today. I stripped down raw! {Yes I kind of made hubby spray tan me last night for an extra boost of confidence} when I took off my clothes in front of the mirror {in my work place :O } I freaked out a little! But then I put on my birthday present, a brand spanking new pair of Christian Louboutin Daffodil shoes and I was Kim Kardashian! I was HOT! Having worked with Kira before I know this woman knows what she is doing! When I shoot with her, I surrender myself to her and trust in what she is doing. When the robe came off surprisingly I felt powerful. I was nervous to the end result and if there would be anything I would like. But I was having fun. I enjoyed the ride. The result? Well, I AM FREAKING HOT! Curves and all. I am perfect, however I come. I am perfect, curves saggy belly and all! But feel free to judge for yourself.
Would I do it again? Hell yeah! I had a blast. It has cemented in my mind what I am doing here.
Ex Oh Ex Oh
SammyO
HAHA besides doing this blog on work time {SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh}
I was not paid for this, and every single word is true and written by me haha

Monday, 12 September 2011

Beautiful Before's and Awesome After's

We have all had those times where we just needed a makeover!
This is my beautiful Neighbour
(please note, I am kicking myself now, but we tried to make her look bad in the before photo by squishing her chin in, but it is very obvious lol)

Mrs A Before


Mrs A After a full head of foils, toner, full makeup & hair styling.

= a happy mummy?

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN MAKES ME WANT TO ORGASM!

The Obsession with Christian Louboutin shoes lasts more than 50 years! A woman will wear Christian Louboutin shoes for 51 years of her life, according to a study that links Christian Louboutin to the female psyche.
I can not agree more. I do not have an EXACT answer when any "male" {cause' they just don't get it} asks me the "WHY??}
I am obsessed with Christian Louboutin Shoes. I have always had a shoe obsession! But now I have a designer shoe obsession! I stalk Christian Louboutin
I want to know what he is making, who he is dressing, where I can get it!
I want to know everything about him.
I am saving, not for a house, But to own my first pair of Christian Louboutin's!
Or wardrobe full of Louboutin's!


The average woman puts on her first pair at 12 and takes off her last at 63, when comfort begins to take precedence.
I am 25 years old in 2 days. I have never put a pair of louboutins of my feet.
This makes me very sad that I am not the "Average" woman, But I tell you what...... That just means I will be 75 when I take off my last pair of Louboutin's!
She will start with a low one-inch heel and build up to a towering five inches by the age of 23, as she teeters into womanhood.
I remember I got my first "heel" at 10,
they were cream lace up the leg wedges. I felt so grown up.
From there it was on. I grew up in the "Spice Girl" age
at 12 I owned several pairs of heels, boots & those crazy white space shoes that the spice girls wore!
This Obsession is leading into new territory.
I have two daughters, Sophie 5 & Maryah 2
For christmas, much to my husbands distress. I have ordered.....
Bom Bom Booowm........

Christian Louboutin Barbie!

WHY?
I hit back with " Why Not?"
Its the obsession with owing an exclusive piece.
Its the want,
The desire,
The way it makes you feel
The sex on legs
CL'S are the ONLY time shoes are allowed in the bed!
Ex Oh Ex Oh
SammyO
P.S I am a size 40 If you wanted to know ;)

Thursday, 8 September 2011

Sticks & Stones

So we all know the saying, Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. Really? You think? It must of been a man that came up with that because its a really, really stupid thing to say! Children who were bullied were up to nine times more likely to have suicidal thoughts, say some studies. As a mother of three this scares me! To make it worse for me {two of those three being little ladies} British studies say girls who were victims of bullying in their early primary school years were more likely to remain victims as they got older. Bullying doesn't stop in childhood years, as my mother promised it would. Yes kids are cruel yadayadayada but it never ends! I watched this one study on a bullying doco, They had a group of girls in a park. Five girls were the bullies and one girl was the victim. They wanted to see the reactions of the elder women around them. Now I would of done what every single one of those women did, they pulled the five bullies up on their actions, but then went on to bully the bullies to make the victim feel better. Which in turn, makes them a bully too! It is a very very fine line. Being a young mum I need to learn all this now, because I'm scared the day one of my babies comes home upset about "real" bullying I'm going to march into the school and pick a fight with the kids mum. I say "real" bullying as my eldest is 5 and goes through BFF's like she changes her knickers. Having been bullied in primary school pretty bad, then leaving school and getting a breast reduction because of the bullying {Go figure, getting bullied FOR having boobies?? } I know I never want my babies to go through this. I would love to know how you deal with bullies? For your kids and yourself?